Take a Leap with…The Cushy Cougar

Cushy Cougar

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Hey everyone! We’re adding an advice column on the Chronicle, and guess what, I’ll be the center of it all! I’m the Cushy Cougar and I’m here to help you! If you need advice, I’ll be right by you. But I’ll remain anonymous, just to annoy you! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding, but I’m still going to remain anonymous. If you have a problem or just want to talk and need advice, write me a letter and I’ll be sure to include it along with my response. And remember, you don’t even need to tell me your true identity, you can invent any name (as long as it’s appropriate) and we can talk. My goals this year as the Cushy Cougar are to help people, to talk to them, to give them some good advice and to promote great ideas. Because I like to work as a team I do have some secret associates, but they, like me, will remain anonymous. And don’t forget that you can write me a letter anytime you want, just leave it in my “Cushy Cougar” mailbox in M16 or at the sign in/sign out tables. And remember… have no fear because the Cushy Cougar is here!

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4 Responses to “Take a Leap with…The Cushy Cougar”

  1. Chuckiep on October 21st, 2018 3:18 pm

    Dear Cushy Cougar,
    Did you answer letters from 6th, 7th and 8th graders?
    Curious Cougar

  2. The M&M on October 29th, 2018 7:54 am

    Dear Cushy Cougar,
    Do you think you will reveal your identity at the end of the year? And what is your opinion on homework on Halloween?

  3. Cushy Cougar on October 30th, 2018 7:19 am

    Hi Curious Cougar,
    I will start answering letters super soon, I might even start today.
    Have a great one,
    Cushy Cougar

  4. The Dank Meme Generator on October 30th, 2018 11:26 am

    Dear Cushy Cougar, Can we have a day where we all bring in food from our parents nationalities and share it with the rest of the middle school.

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Take a Leap with…The Cushy Cougar