How To: Do Da Splits, Or Die, By Luny Toons, Maia Papaya, and Jazzy Wazzy

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Jasmin Rossi, Maia, and Luna Molla
November 29, 2018
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Step 1: Stretch, you don’t want to die!

Step 2: Luna says, “Don’t do this to yourself!!”, you are going to be close to the splits at this point.

Step 3: Maia is freaking out and starting to write a biography. Now, you are in the splits.

Step 4: Add a chair under your front foot and you’re in the over-splits. HOORAYYY!

Step 6: Add another chair under your back foot and be happy!

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Hi I'm Maia and I am a member of the Chronicle Crew! I love arts and crafts, music, singing, dancing, food and I also really like biking! My favorite animal...

30 Comments

30 Responses to “How To: Do Da Splits, Or Die, By Luny Toons, Maia Papaya, and Jazzy Wazzy”

Luna Molla on November 29th, 2018 7:57 am

In the last picture, Jasi’s like “Help…”
Maia Marcoschammer on November 29th, 2018 5:10 pm

LOL YA!!!!
Nicholas Puentes on December 4th, 2018 8:50 am

That looks really hard to do.
Anna Blackman on December 4th, 2018 9:59 am

That looks so painful Jasmin! Glad you stretched!
Gros Bisou,
Dr. B.
Max Ostrowski on December 4th, 2018 10:02 am

I don’t think I could ever do a split.
Jalen Kotalik on December 4th, 2018 11:31 am

Hahaha!
Claudia Moore on December 4th, 2018 1:41 pm

OUCH!!!!!
Mrs. Calhoun on December 5th, 2018 6:10 am

Jasmin,

I feel like I was cheated because we didn’t get to have you very long in the fifth grade. Would you consider coming back to us? Flexibility is very important. Keep that up and you will live to be a very bendable old lady.
jasmin rossi on December 5th, 2018 7:30 am

I would love to go back to fifth grade Mrs. Calhoun!
Vincent Hamilton on December 5th, 2018 7:07 am

That looks painful…
Jalen Kotalik on December 6th, 2018 7:23 am

Agreed!
Mr. Field on December 5th, 2018 7:11 am

There is NO WAY I could do this! I’m so happy that someone can though, and that’s why we have gymnasts and acrobats! Very cool girls.
jasmin rossi on December 5th, 2018 7:18 am

Haha, it’s really not all that bad!
jasmin rossi on December 5th, 2018 7:20 am

Mr. Ostrowski, who knows? I can show you a few stretches!
jasmin rossi on December 5th, 2018 7:23 am

Merci Dr. Blackman!
jasmin rossi on December 5th, 2018 7:24 am

Thanks Nicholas, but it’s really not that bad!
Mrs. Davis on December 5th, 2018 8:55 am

WOW! I could not do that when I was a swimmer!
Camila Ruano on December 9th, 2018 11:17 am

OMG! HOW DO YOU DO IT!
Isabela Kellett on January 7th, 2019 7:22 pm

Now I am practicing this every night so i can attempt to be “flexible”
Maia Marcoschammer on January 8th, 2019 7:44 am

Lol! Tell me how it goes!
LESLEY KOPSICK on January 10th, 2019 9:44 am

WOW! Great flexibility! Great instructions as well!
Max Cohen on January 30th, 2019 1:35 pm

I dont think i could ever do the splits
Max Cohen on January 30th, 2019 1:36 pm

I dont think i could ever do the splits!! Good job!
lefty korine on January 31st, 2019 7:47 am

my name is lefty im a contoconist / dancer great job
Valeria Younes on January 31st, 2019 7:52 am

WOW! That’s really cool I am a gymnast to.
Levi Hudepohl on January 31st, 2019 7:54 am

I COULD PROBABLY NEVER DO A SPLIT OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alessandro badia on January 31st, 2019 7:54 am

no just no
alessandro badia on January 31st, 2019 7:55 am

ouch
Rory Pollock on January 31st, 2019 7:55 am

Wow da splits
gaby lama on February 1st, 2019 9:17 am

sooo cool