How To: Do Da Splits, Or Die, By Luny Toons, Maia Papaya, and Jazzy Wazzy
November 29, 2018
Step 1: Stretch, you don’t want to die!
Step 2: Luna says, “Don’t do this to yourself!!”, you are going to be close to the splits at this point.
Step 3: Maia is freaking out and starting to write a biography. Now, you are in the splits.
Step 4: Add a chair under your front foot and you’re in the over-splits. HOORAYYY!
Step 6: Add another chair under your back foot and be happy!
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Maia, Reporter
Hi I'm Maia and I am a member of the Chronicle Crew! I love arts and crafts, music, singing, dancing, food and I also really like biking! My favorite animal...
In the last picture, Jasi’s like “Help…”
LOL YA!!!!
That looks really hard to do.
That looks so painful Jasmin! Glad you stretched!
Gros Bisou,
Dr. B.
I don’t think I could ever do a split.
Hahaha!
OUCH!!!!!
Jasmin,
I feel like I was cheated because we didn’t get to have you very long in the fifth grade. Would you consider coming back to us? Flexibility is very important. Keep that up and you will live to be a very bendable old lady.
I would love to go back to fifth grade Mrs. Calhoun!
That looks painful…
Agreed!
There is NO WAY I could do this! I’m so happy that someone can though, and that’s why we have gymnasts and acrobats! Very cool girls.
Haha, it’s really not all that bad!
Mr. Ostrowski, who knows? I can show you a few stretches!
Merci Dr. Blackman!
Thanks Nicholas, but it’s really not that bad!
WOW! I could not do that when I was a swimmer!
OMG! HOW DO YOU DO IT!
Now I am practicing this every night so i can attempt to be “flexible”
Lol! Tell me how it goes!
WOW! Great flexibility! Great instructions as well!
I dont think i could ever do the splits
I dont think i could ever do the splits!! Good job!
my name is lefty im a contoconist / dancer great job
WOW! That’s really cool I am a gymnast to.
I COULD PROBABLY NEVER DO A SPLIT OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no just no
ouch
Wow da splits
sooo cool
Good Job and good job on the splits Jasmine